Privacy, in plain English.

We do not collect personal information from you on this site. There are no accounts, no sign-ups, no newsletter (yet), and no forms. You cannot leave us personal data because we have not asked for any.

Analytics

We use lightweight, privacy-respecting analytics (Vercel Analytics) to understand which pages people read and which links get clicked. This counts visits in an aggregate, anonymous way — we cannot see who you are, your IP address is not stored, and no cookies are set.

Amazon

When you click a “Check on Amazon” link, you are leaving this site and going to amazon.co.uk. Amazon's own privacy practices apply from that moment on. We receive aggregate reports from Amazon telling us how many clicks and purchases came from our links; these reports do not identify individual buyers.

Cookies

We do not set any tracking cookies. If your browser stores a session cookie from Vercel to serve the page, it is functional and contains no personal data.

Changes

If any of this changes — for example, if we add a newsletter — we will update this page and make clear what changed. No surprises.

Last updated: April 2026.